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Schin Flakes Vol. 1

by Flaykee Schin

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1.
There's no such thing as punk rock and I dont think there ever was There's no such thing as a God the idea's ridiculous There's no such thing as happiness it's all just chemicals in your brain There's no such thing as success but there is pain. Teenage angst ain't just for kids Everybody can join in There's no such thing as the truth it's all just perception Politicians avoid and evade and never answer the question If you think that I'm down on the world you should hear about how much Ihate myself But maybe that's a conversation I should have with someone else
2.
David Cameron Is A Cannibal Oi Oi Oi Oi By Day He Makes The Law But when the night time falls He's out to stalk the streets Death, murder, fresh meat Longpig for dinner again Tonight at number 10 Savour the meaty taste And don't let a morsel go to waste His policies disgraceful His appetite insatiable Don't trust the Tory Scum His next victim could be your mum Hi and welcome to cannibal kitchen with your host Prime Minister David Cameron. Tells us Dave, what's on the menu today? Well today we're gonna be cooking a delicious council estate baby in a sauce made from the aspirations of the poor.
3.
Here in the United Kingdom Right wingers want to leave the European Union Put a dead stop to immigration But it's not about hate, it's not about racism It is ignoring a lot of the sensible economic arguments though so maybe it is a little bit about hatred And yeah political correctness has gone way to far When you can't call someone a racist even when they are And if I had a kid, I wouldn't want it raised by a member of UKIP And where the fuck is Nigel Farage's chin? Our representation is corrupt Our economy, well that thing is fucked Standards of living diminishing When everyone is losing, tell me who is winning? It's the 1% at the top They'll smash the world and ask the poor to pick it up This member of the 99 has had enough Can't take anymore of this injustice I never wanted to be a revolutionary But it's the only path that's left for me Now these bombs are armed Lobby security have noticed me and they're raising the alarm But it's too late Let the dead switch go Close my eyes, seal my fate And let this fucker blow 1 dead terrorist 20 injured investment bankers and a world that wonders how it came to this
4.
Vanessa advertises as a Goddess in leather She'll spank you till you're feeling better And know how to behave Domination, bondage and humiliation Were Vanessa's speacialisations And you know she was a pro She said come in and shut the door Take off your clothes and get on the fucking floor The safeword is Anne Widdicombe Now I'm gonna make you scream until you cum Lord chief justice Miles Been a client of Vannessa's for awhile And his tastes were absolutely vile But Vanessa didn't mind And he's dream Of running off with his humiliation queen Just dissapear and never be seen or heard from again Miles turned up at Vanness's door And said you've been the most perfect whore But now I need so much more Vanessa said... "I'll stick hot needles in your cock Climb on top of glass and let you watch While I pass solid waste And then rub that shit into your face I'll let you go down on me When I've not washed my cunt for a week Beat you until you bleed Fulfil every perverted need But I won't be going anywhere with you And don't you ever call me a fucking whore again"
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Preppers 01:08
The End Is Nigh And you all will die Unless you prepare Build up supplies of food and weapons Learn to live Like a primitive When society breaks down I'm bugging the fuck out You say I'm paranoid Well why aren't you With no society, electricity, security what are you going to do?
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The pace that this world moves at is too fast Everybody wants the new damn iPhone Everybody wants to be a celebrity If you're not one of the strivers then you're one if the scroungers Yeah the politicians will demonise but don't believe a word of their lies And my ambition's not be a rich selfish prick I am hard working it's not worth it I just want to be happy So who the fuck are you to judge me You could have everything you want, if you don't want a lot You could have everything you need, it isn't much You coud have everything you want if you just lower you aspirations And sure some people say that I'm lazy But look at them wrecking the world, they're fucking crazy

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Recorded at home January 2013, inbetween beers, long boring rants at the news and working for the man.

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released January 30, 2013

All songs written, played and recorded by Flaykee Schin

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One Man Punk Rock Band with guitars and drums and bass and lyrics that are angry and political and offensive and stuff. Seriously, it's quite good.

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